Sooo last night I went to the Eclipse premiere. The group I went with consisted of me, my cousin Olivia (15), my cousin Hannah (17), my cousin Will (11) and their dad, my Uncle Dan (50ish). Sounds like fun right! We arrived about an hour before the movie was supposed to start, around 11pm, when we walked into our theater it was PACKED, I mean there were only like 10 seats open in the whole theater. That was an hour(ish) before the previews even came on! So while we waited, I texted friends and joked about being there (reclaiming my dignity/manhood!) But in all honesty I was just passing the time because I was stoked about the movie! I think it was the best Twilight movie! But, to steal from one of my favorite authors tweets: @prodigaljohn "Eclipse is best Twilight film yet" (That's like saying "Getting punched hurts less than getting stabbed." It's relative)

When I got home I decided I am Team Edward for the following reasons:

1. ROBERT (←my name!) Pattinson

2. Seems like rob pat is nice in real life, although awkward…

3. Edward just wants what’s best for Bella

4. No sex b4 marriage!

5. Jacob is the antithesis of all of these! (except he’s awkward in real life too)